These pick-up lines are so bad, they are hilarious.
1. Are you wearing a saree? Because you will be saree if you don’t go out with me
2. Wanna taste my kulfi?
3. Let’s have some majama in my pajama
4. When I see you, coochie coochie hota hain
5. I want my paani to be in your puri
6. You look like you could use some hot chocolate
7. If you like bananas, come with me because I’m akela
8. My life without you is like bhel without chutney
9. You are so hot you put the desi in desirable
10. I’m like dal and I will fill you up
